THE 2-MINUTE RULE FOR SHOE TAMING

The Aunts are generating their fortune through their line of ultra-comfy (if ultra-hideous) shoes. Generally importantly, nevertheless, Minty is obsessed with megastar Theo Downey coming to town. The only tickets seem to be offered by way of a contest – and well known Eva is familiar with just how to proceed. Her new mates have warned Minty faraw